There will never be a world without nuclear weapons as the genie will never go back in the bottle.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

The thing about guys who “at times look like the best player in the league” is that they aren’t the best player in the league, but people treat them like they are. Kyrie is great. He should be a future HoFer if his career arc maintains. But if he genuinely wants to go somewhere else to “be his own man” and that’s not…

Here you go...

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

H-D is basically selling mid-life crisis starter kits

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

I was a special education teacher, I taught 18-26 years olds with cognitive impairments and autism. Most of my kids were pretty active in Special Olympics. Whenever I attend Special Olympics events with my former students, I always cry. They always laugh and roll their eyes and say, “Ms. Blythe is crying again.” When…

is headed to Harvard in the Fall

Keep an eye on Sebastian Gorka. He’s the one who immediately constructed the deflection of the week first thing yesterday (“but the Clintons...”), and that expanding narrative of unrelated attacks on the Clintons is already the only answer the White House has to everything about Don Jr and Jared.

His first aid kit includes several Affliction t-shirts and Drowning Pool mp3's

This may have been Junior’s first rodeo, but it wasn’t Manafort’s. Far from it. These fuckers are complicit and guilty, and we need this to be fucking done already.

“It’s pretty simple, I was just faster than my training partner.”

So, dude’s clearly just trying to save face after getting shamed for forgetting it was his week to bring the orange slices, right?

I felt like the chief objection to Sansa’s rape was that they panned the camera to Theon’s reaction, as if the trauma was his and not hers. In the long term, they did recover from that unfortunate directing choice and bear out the full weight of what Sansa went through from her POV. It’s still frustrating that most…

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

White collar crime + white dude = probation.