Give it to me straight, doc. Is the gorilla alright?

Still nope.

Ass to ass?

Ass to ass!

I’m trying to decide if this is better or worse than going to Target with my kids.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

So does that mean the bull won? Like, does he get to go home to his wife and kids after? Seems like he should.

“Fiscally responsible, family values candidate”

Can you imagine FDR tweeting “Pathetic excuse by PM Winston Churchill who had to think fast on his “Keep Calm & Carry On” remark. Sad!”

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

Well I’ve been to one world fair a picnic and a rodeo and that’s the stupidest thing I ever saw come over the twitter. You sure you got today’s code?

Ooooooooh! Can I play?

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

Sure Lou, it’s your birthday.

Elon Musk loves it. That’s his whole business model.

We live in a Coen Brothers movie.

No.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.