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Fuck you, you racist, fascist KKKeebler Elf of a man! Fuck you with an underripe pineapple.

Pat Tillman and two others were fired upon for almost 15 straight minutes by friendlies until his brain was blown out along with an interpreter. The government then went thorough great lengths to cover it up. Just remember that during the anthem.

What is your point? That being stupid and misleading the public with false information directly due to the stupidity is okay as long as the stupid person can play a sport?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the NFL makes them extra-flammable. Buy them, burn them, repeat.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

All this winning must be getting exhausting for Trump supporters.

Not a surprising statement from the Seahawks. Additionally, their head coach would like to add that he continues to question the pretense of some of the sacrifices made by the armed forces on his behalf.

So you’re saying the wall was in me the whole time?

Is it time to invent transparent aluminum?

I work for a glass laminating firm. We make a type of laminate that is opaque in ordinary use, but, if energized, it becomes transparent. It’s about 60 bucks a square foot. My math says the wall will cost eleventy killion dollars. MAGA! Make America Glass Again.

“300 years after man declared God dead,”
Speculate on what the hell happened in 2007 below!

Why dread it?

I can’t wait for Eli’s book to come out: “Success From Eating Paste: the Eli Story. 125 Paper Mache recipes!”

Really though, I love that he recommends filtering ALL tap water but then recommends ADDING electrolytes to filtered water because it removes all the minerals from your water.
It’s like how I remove the bun from my burger to avoid carbs, but then put the patty between two KFC chicken breasts. It’s all give and take.

That’s great except for the car seats that will be in both of those captain’s chairs. Do you really want to try to squeeze between those captain’s chairs carrying a kid in a car seat to try to clip it into it’s base?

Used Ford Flex. Way better than a mini van.

Thanks for the post, Andrew. In all seriousness, I’m just glad it didn’t turn out worse than it did. It’s a great reminder that, no matter what silliness we are up to with our cars, safety should always be the first thought. Fire extinguishers, safety googles, etc... should always be the first investment!
PS-the car

Listen, if anybody makes a John Hinckley joke in the comments on this post I’m going to be very disappointed. I’m serious!