Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

Yankees/Botox rivalry

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

any tips for ‘i could run 10+ miles without a break 4 months ago, but 3 months ago we had a kid and now im so bone-weary exhausted all the time that i can’t run 2 miles without walking even tho i am running regularly’?

If you can find a better car than the Dodge Daytona, buy it!

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

“Hold my beeah, kehd”

Congratulations Bostonians, you weren’t the most embarrassing white people in America today!

but unveiled the administration’s plans to fix and replace existing fencing with a “see-through steel wall.”

Yeah, in the past, I’ve just rolled with whole albums. Favorites(?) have included Harvest, The Stone Roses, Blue Lines, and Diamond Life (because Sade really is the sexiest possible musician). You’re right, though—coffee shop is a great vibe to aim for.

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

You’ve had 31 years to watch it. No-spoiler rule doesn’t apply for three decades dewd.

What’s funny is, they somehow look both shiny and dark and dreary to me. I don’t even know how that’s possible, but they did it! It’s like fucking up mashed potatoes. All you gotta do is put the water in the potato flakes, but no, you decided to get creative and mix in Ocean Spray instead. What is this shit? I didn’t…

I don’t mean it to be a comment that women have special protections. Obviously you shouldn’t hit women. The problem I think is that you can easily see violence between men as not a problem — “let them work it out”, “he was just getting what he deserved”, “boys will be boys”. It presupposes that men are inherently…

But Mav finally gets his mojo back at the last minute and saves the day!

Well done.

The volleyball scene will make everything better. Trust me.