Thats funny because the Typing teacher at my school asked 17 year old me’s 16 year old girlfriend why she was wasting her time with a loser like me. My GF said “I love him”.(sigh) The teacher said “Hope you’re going to love living on welfare too.”

I dunno man it seems like you’re trying to rationalize this. I have a friend who killed himself july 29th 1993. I remember every word of the conversation I had with him the day before, and I remember every single detail of what happened when his sister found me and told me.

She was a living God. She is the Kerouac of the millenial generation.

Well, she is a frosh. She’s done most of her typing on instagram or twitter, character numbers count. Wait till she learns of the beauty of email and its unlimited space to caps lock exclamation point her roommates to death. I’m willing to bet by junior year she will have a 2000 word profanity laced tirade about her…

This one loses points for a general lack of swearing and specifically for not threatening to “cunt punt” somebody.

Well I never knew that Loca Pero translates to “ in the pockets of big almond”.

As someone with a permanently disabled kid we desperately need to change the healthcare industry anyway. Its less broke now than it was in 08 but it still needs massive overhaul.

I’m not saying you’re wrong and I appreciate the view point you bring to this, I really haven’t considered these types of consequences in real life terms to freedom of choice questions.

We dont pay off the debt, create universal healthcare or create national masd transit because of competing self interest. A polygamist marriage is no more complicated than a monogamous if proper legal steps are taken.

As he withdrew his rod from her meat curtains she collapsed to bathroom floor, her lady parts slapping the linoleum like veal cutlets tossed on the kitchen counter. As she lay there panting she paused to break the fourth wall and agree with my narrative. “No need to tenderize, Ive been pounded flat.” She cooed.

With prose like that I bet you've written a romance novel or two.

+1 invitation to my next Pajama jammy jam.

Sooo the Black Keys are something that people listened to “as a kid”? Jesus I need to take a knee.

Its like Buzzsaw and Dynamo!

The real kick in the nuts is that the CDC can’t or won’t differentiate opiate deaths between pharmacietical and heroin, so even though tens of thousands of these deaths are not from illegal opiates they get lumped together to inflate the number and penalize the poor to save the rich

Based on what you’ve shared that’s terrifying. Like if I visited a Soviet gulag and while I stood there mouth agape in horror someone says “That’s nothing, down below the basement we have a Super Gulag, that shit will turn you white.”

I totally agree. Just a very humble theory but I believe two things really come into play. The first is many men have no personal concept of “forced sex”. I really think a lot of men equate Sex they didn’t want to have ( a partner they aren’t attracted to) with being similar to rape. Just listening to other guys talk…

This floors me. There are people serving 20-30 years for selling drugs but the totality of physical and mental violence that is rape nets you somewhere between 3 months and 6 years?

The only comfort I get from weathering this storm of hot takes is that Chip Kelly has got to be miserable. The guy is a control freak who hates players self expression but can’t say a word because he oozes that “ so you might be a racist vibe”.

There’s a John Prine lyric “I felt naked as the eyes of a clown”. That I always felt was perfect for Gene Wilder. Even in the drawing on that shirt you can see it. Also that is an amazing shirt and I hope you g you treated better than I would have.