It wasnt the age it was his ability to do things that made him make the choice.

Vin is like 5'5". More like a shot of Jaeger and a bottle of Jaeger fighting

This is all I want. My best friend to have my hand tied to a string to wave at people. I'm adding one small hitch. I'm calling it weekend at the dudes and everybody and i mean every swinging dick that walks through the doors is dressed Lebowski

If Phelps was a black woman who had just furthered her own record would you smile when she lost a race? Is “race” or “the race” your determining factor for cheering for someone? Does it strike you as even the tiniest bit odd that Phelps being a white guy is your sole criteria for not rooting for him? Maybe time for…

This is my problem. Phelps medaling is in fact news. And Simone Manuel medaling is definitely news. They aren’t mutually exclusive events. You're problem should be with the outlet not the achiever

i remember my aunt Rose Nylund used to talk about Greg Hardysbjorg and his kin being the moost aggressive black men north of Souix City. I duhnt knuw if they played football but man could they throw a gal on a stack of guins

Olaf to Sven: Why can't I quit lutefisk?

Advanced stupid is actually a college prep course in Canton schools. Now shop stupid is a total jock class, it mostly consists of getting the kids to not weld their face to a car door. You can’t be validctorian of Massilons high school without passing. And let me tell you there are some years...

They came for the blinding white Reeboks and I said nothing because I was wearing Chucks.

This like naming Ben and Jerrys flavors in Franco’s Spain

What do you mean “but with?”

are you saying that all of the perks that go along with being born a rich white kids are less than the perks of being born a poor minority?

He doesn’t make 65 mil playing a game. He makes 65 mil so that a group of billionaires can make hundreds of millions more.

This is why I love the stunner. Same time period, a few years older, my friends and me would “turn heel” on each other in the most random places (the mall, a bar) witha gut kick and stunner. I’m ashamed to admit how many pool games were sabotaged by someone helping the opponent and Stunning their partner.

And as a 40 year old man shameless enough to beat up children I can tell you I can devastate a 12 year old with a leg drop. Younger, stronger, my ass. TP my house and Burnsmania runs wild on you brother.

Not even a top 100 player but granmama is always #1 in my heart. That Rebels team is one of the greatest sports treasures ever.

I sir, must withhold a star. Hudson Hawk, sir,is Bruce Willis’s, ney, Humanities onle redeeming quality.

Except that when someone eats a bana irresponsibly you have pratfalls set to Yakity Sax, not, you know, dead teen agers. But hey, way to set a gold standard in false equivalency.

+2 bare arms

Sure championships count but you seem stuck on using them as the only measuring stick.