Someone who finally understands me! Cucumber and cilantro are two things I have to have.

Oh my God I completley forgot that one! Thanks for linking it I definitely would have had to go find it.

As a 30 year Cavs fan U give 2 fucks right now what he did in the other games of the series. He balled out in the single biggest game of his career.

Nothing symbolizes Dante3000 like having less than a base level knowledge of a region, a bumper sticker intellect about Quicken Loans, and having a near criminally stupid capacity to understand why people follow sports.

Stop now. A, uh, er, um, friend says you can go 3 times that and not see improvement.

Not being snarky but is there actually documented studies proving this? It sounds a little too much like you have a racial axe to grind and are shoe horning it into female to male child rape.

I believe my children and wife (on days I'm not having horrific grass alergy issues) would strenously disagree with you.

I agree with your views on porn and pizza. Now I feel weird

Seriously fuck anyone in the ass that trys to just say “Brooklyn Pie”. You have shitty pizza within your borough. Alot more than you think.

Spoken like a douche that has never left a five block area.

See I disagree with that notion. If Lebron, KD, Russ, The brow, Aldridge, Kawhi’s shot isn’t falling they all rebound, defend steal, assist. Without his shot Steph is a very ordinary NBA player.

The Warriors beat OKC everytime they played them this year as well. A healthy Cavs team getting beat in the regular season proves nothing regarding last years finals.

I’ve worked in a bar for 15 years and back your statement up 100%. Whenever I have to deal with drunk fighters I ignore the insults and talk calmly about the consequences for fighting. Better part of the time not engaging is enough to let them feel they’ve shown up me or the person they’re arguing with.

I’d love for Cleveland to beat OKC to win a title for my team and avenge my favorite 90s Western Conference team.

Steph’s last two years have been legend and he never gets the credit he deserves for his defense. But over any period of his career he gets fewer assists from a guard spot than Lebron gets from the wing. Lebron demolishes him as a rebounder (obviously) and Lebron is also tasked with guarding all five positions.

My wife must be truly lost. Pooping makes her sweat

No rings huh? Check out my collar!

“Maybe the fourth best team...”?

Kinda fitting since this election cycle resembles a beer commercial.

Shouldn’t of messed with the Tattruthers. But I got what you were saying