Secretary of the Navy because... water?

Don’t even joke about that. He’ll be made the Ambassador to Brazil or something.

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?

My shameful list of “I Totally Would” is pretty... shameful. He’s on it.

It seems like presidents never truly understand that all the increases in power you accrue will eventually go to the other side, so watch out when expanding your powers.

We’re seriously seeing facism take root. I can’t even fully process this.

JFC. Thanks, Obama!

I actually think it will take a while for all the Orange shit to get into motion, so I don’t expect the country to be irretrievably destroyed until end of 2018/beginning of 2019 or so.

Not really.

RIP america 1776-2016

Craft thread!

These two people both perfectly fit the description of “average-to-odd looking people who everyone is strangely attracted to.”

I went to Singapore for vacation and stayed with an American friend who worked there. She was incredibly aware of how many western men traveled alone to Asia to be able to rape children. By the time I left, I was disgusted by any western man hanging out on his own.

Anybody who feels they need to carry around a pocket constitution is not to be trusted. Trustworthy people don’t need to refer to 18th century slaveholders for guidance.

thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works!!!!

He wants the recount, that’s why he tweeting like crazy. To egg them on. He’s hoping for a miracle just like you and me..he doesn’t want to be President, he just liked the attention.

Yeah, if we get nothing else out of it, at least Don The Con is unhappy.

I’d love to imagine that a recount meant America will be saved from the kakistocracy of Cheetolini and his cronies taking office, but not holding my breath.

He always has and always will. Fuck Bernie Sanders over and over. HRC was right: back to the basement kiddos that Xbox is not going to play itself.

I ain’t mad. I have said it before, I will no doubt say it approximately ten million times in the next (hopefully) four years but I will be damned if I will go gracefully into a Trump administration. Anything big or small or in between that discomfits that fascist fuck is fine by me. And that includes Jill Stein.…