McDonald’s is Eugenics? Public school are eugenics? Words do not have a meaning anymore, I’d like fish in my coffee, hat!

The guy and democracy. Death has worked hard this year.

So that was all it took to kill the guy.

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

I bet he died laughing his ass off.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

Typical government bureaucracy.

I think Trump is pretty much the worst fucking human on the planet, and I have zero hope that this will lead to anyone other than him being president. But I am hoping that this makes his Thanksgiving leftovers taste a little less delicious and that he pee pees in his pants a little over this.

George Glass could not be reached for comment.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

This is great but have you seen with Jill Stein is doing? Who’d have thought she could be the election’s saviour?

I like your whooooole take on this. Enough of the high rode bullshit. How ‘bout when they go low, we go for the balls? We don’t have time for the fucking high road.

And my fucking civil rights.

And while still having basic human rights.

THIS.

Well, if we’re going to be terrified either way, I’d at least prefer to be terrified while still having my health insurance.

Right? She’s already universally hated by the right. I don’t see what she has to lose here. But we have SO MUCH to gain.

If there is ANY chance she could win, then she owes it to the world to try.