Okay so I’m not generally a pearl clutcher about, well, pretty much anything, but Jesus H Christ there is NOTHING in this article that makes me want to watch this nightmare. Like, nothing. I don’t even like knowing that there are human beings who think up stories like this. Damn.
I’d be lion if I said this didn’t make me smile!
I watched this over the weekend and was rather surprised by the obsession with how charming he was. He wasn’t meeting these women in bars and inviting them back to his place after hours of drunken flirtation. He was literally pretending to be injured and asking for their help carrying stuff to his car or whatever,…
I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…
The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…
The Michelin Man singing “I Can’t Stand the Rain” in a wind tunnel.
It’s better than “70 years before Harry Potter is born”
This song makes me feel like an old because I don’t understand why her diction is so bad or how it works that she’s releasing some random track that not on any album. How does music work now?
Fuck your “Well actually” horseshit.
ok I have two.
Counterpoint: McCarthy’s character was above average in Spy. She was exceptionally competent, and already in the spy business at the top of the movie.
Yeah, I loved it. Took me a while to see it because she’d been in so many bad movies, but when I did, I was happily surprised (not in her talent, but that she chose to be in a movie with a good script.)
I don’t know if its reception qualifies as accolades, but doesn’t pretty much everyone like Spy? She’s great in that, especially when playing off Statham.
She needs to stop trying to give her husband his big break by starring in movies he’s written or directed. Everything she’s done with him lately (Tammy, The Boss, and Life of the Party) has been awful. She’s tanking her career to try and help his.
Likewise. The word ‘posse’ leads you to expect more than two insane clowns.
Restraining Orders, How Do They Work?
That seals it. Chris Evans is the reigning Best Chris.
Kudos to literally every single person this guy meets who doesn't tell him "Shave that garbage off your face" because it is hi-larious to look at.
So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”