piggywillow1
piggywillow1
8/9/19
11:53 PM
25

I have merely laid out the facts for Customer Service, and await their sincere reflection on their manifold failures and an honest effort to make things right.

8/9/19
7:57 PM
95

I have a bedspread I really like, so I bought the exact same bedspread in a different color on sale a few weeks ago. It arrived last night. It’s not the same. It’s different. In small but very noticeable ways, so I’ve spent about two hours analyzing the differences.

8/9/19
6:14 PM
73

On my weekly grocery trip a few weeks ago, I unwittingly got into the line where their slowest bagger was working. Nothing happened, and I stewed in silence. And I still think she deserves at least $15/hr.

6/24/19
10:47 AM
1.8K

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

5/31/19
7:34 PM
38

Okay so I’m not generally a pearl clutcher about, well, pretty much anything, but Jesus H Christ there is NOTHING in this article that makes me want to watch this nightmare. Like, nothing. I don’t even like knowing that there are human beings who think up stories like this. Damn.

1/30/19
4:38 PM
133

I watched this over the weekend and was rather surprised by the obsession with how charming he was. He wasn’t meeting these women in bars and inviting them back to his place after hours of drunken flirtation. He was literally pretending to be injured and asking for their help carrying stuff to his car or whatever,

1/25/19
9:46 PM
244

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything

11/9/18
6:05 PM
181

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette

11/8/18
9:43 PM
47

The Michelin Man singing “I Can’t Stand the Rain” in a wind tunnel.

11/8/18
4:30 PM
61

It’s better than “70 years before Harry Potter is born”

11/4/18
4:16 PM
34

This song makes me feel like an old because I don’t understand why her diction is so bad or how it works that she’s releasing some random track that not on any album. How does music work now?

10/17/18
4:46 PM
15

Counterpoint: McCarthy’s character was above average in Spy. She was exceptionally competent, and already in the spy business at the top of the movie. 

10/17/18
12:44 PM
34

She needs to stop trying to give her husband his big break by starring in movies he’s written or directed. Everything she’s done with him lately (Tammy, The Boss, and Life of the Party) has been awful. She’s tanking her career to try and help his. 

3/8/17
9:17 AM
308

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”