Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

Ah, where were you a few hours ago!?

If I were you, I’d have written in “an abacus”. It’d make for a more competent treasurer.

I just filled out my mail-in ballot. In my state, only Republicans are running for State Treasurer, so I voted for “A Cardboard Box” as my write-in choice. I love having the power to vote for the best candidate. Thanks, Susan B. Anthony!

My cheap ass polling place doesn’t give out “I Voted” stickers, which vexes me greatly, or else they’re lying about it, which vexes me even more. ETA Does anyone know if they give the stickers to all polling places or if it’s optional for an extra charge?

ZOMBIE SUSAN B ANTHONY 2016

Is Madeline McCann still a direct descendant of Mary Magdalene (cause her name is Madeline so duh), and therefore of high interest to Illuminati reptilians? Cause I once spent a really educational day on David Icke’s site.

Who in France is gonna cook the men’s dinner tonight?

Me, at a craft bazaar, looking a table full of crystals: “Oh, this one is beautiful!”

i desperately want a landslide. i want him pummeled so deeply into the ground with votes against him that he has no choice but to whimper and run back up his tower.

“Whos is responcible?” is still my favorite thing ever.

Keeping Up With The Khemtrails

A-freaking-men!

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

I have my NOV 8 PUSSY GRABS BACK signs in my car windows. A couple days ago a man in a van pulled up next to me and read my sign. He laughed and I just looked straight ahead because I was not sure what kind of laughing it was. As the light turned green I heard him say,”That’s funny,” and I saw a Hillary sticker on the…

I hope Hillary gets to dance with Bruce like Courteney Cox did!

I HOPE SO. BUT IT ISN’T OVER YET.

I will donate an extra $100 to the campaign if Bruce ends his performance with “Fuck you, Chris Christie!” I mean, haven’t we earned that?