My Sister in Law walked down the aisle to November Rain. It was a little tacky.

It would be really nice if Trump released his tax returns and books going back 45 years, if only to know whether he actually ever made so much as one good deal in real estate, or if he simply inherited a ton of money, underperformed the S&P over almost half a century, and bankrupted 4 companies.

November Rain is from Guns N’ Roses G’n’fn’R’s double album Use Your Illusion (I and II - it’s so important that it uses Roman numerals). It is the single greatest and most bombastic video of the heyday of hard rock hair bands.

Out of necessity most likely.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

to visit family who don’t live in the US?

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

This is what happens when people think just electing the president is enough. You end up with Ryan and McConnell holding pregnant women currently or in danger of contracting Zika hostage to get to defund Planned Parenthood.

I like this as it can also refer to wife beater extraordinaire Ike Turner!

I just suggested the Turner Bill.

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

This is kinda me being a pedant but I do think it’s actually an important point.

That is amazing. Never saw that one, but damn.

I know, but if you’re clever with it, you can convince people of a concept that they would absolutely not agree to otherwise.

I’ve started just going “I TOTALLY agree” and then stating the opposite opinion. It’s hilarious. People are like “I don’t think you understood me...” and then you can be like “Oh my goodness, you’re so right” and restate your opposite opinion. People have no idea what to do.

I’m not certain you actually have any options. Death via kebab-stabbing may be the best thing in the long run for everyone in the family. You MUST do this.

Chant loser, loser, loser back at him. Then in November ask him how it feels to have picked the losing side.

A certain in-law’s response to anyone questioning his presidential choice is interrupting them and chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” loudly and at length.

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

Maybe the “extreme vetting” should be applied to his own campaign staff rather than refugees...