But if a lion had been killed, that would be a big cat-astrophe.

I’ve heard it’s a good movie.

Bill Cosby was well known for his sweaters.

True story: One year, a friend picked up a pumpkin for me, and put it on her balcony. That night it snowed. When I came over to pick it the next day, we couldn’t find it. In the spring when all the snow melted, she found a puddle of orange mush.

I have no idea where the Drake hate comes from. I like his music and find him adorkably charming. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, I got that a few times when I was younger: “where did you learn how to do THAT?” I don’t know, at the whorehouse where I was working when you picked me? Fuck you.

Is there something legitimately bad about Drake? I’ll say it- Drake is a catch. Somebody ought to snap him up.

Like, if you s—k d—k too good the first time, guys will be like, ‘Mmm I can’t make a wife of her because she s—ks d—k too good

Rihanna is still WAY TOO GOOD for Drake, but I guess congratulating her with a billboard is a nice enough gesture. Rihanna’s response only made me love her more though.

I sincerely appreciate what Amber Rose is doing for women, which I personally think is a lot. This paragraph is absolute truth:

I add less bacon than avocado and then convince myself it is good fat!

Shoestring fries totally work as a salad topping, if it is a slaw type salad.

I just ate a burrito in bed so I feel ya.

I swear I’ve seen him in an episode of “Law & Order” but I think everyone with a SAG card has been on that show so that doesn’t really help.

#squadgoals

I see your boxing, Aly Raisman and Nastia Liukin, and I raise you sitting on the couch, having just eaten two cupcakes at 430pm.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Trigavo guy both looks and sounds like he should be much more famous than he is? I swear the first time I saw him I was racking my brain for like 20 minutes trying to figure out what movie I’ve seen him in.

Earlier this year, the White House requested $1.9 billion in emergency Zika funding, but the Republican-led House added numerous riders to the bill, including attempts to defund Planned Parenthood and language about Confederate flag bans.

I HATE the expression “Cheat food” Just enjoy your food for fucksake

When I was 16 I was lucky enough to get to travel to Paris. The tour group took us to what seemed like a very fancy bistro and I had a salad that was spinach/arugula greens (then-new to small town baby me), crumbled goat cheese (also new to me), a dijon/shallot/caper vinaigrette and a mountain, no joke a mountain of…