At 1:25 does he say “half glass full man” instead of “glass half-full”? Am I hearing that right? Oh, Dubya.

FWIW, I paid off nearly $50k in student loans (ugh) in about 5 years on a teacher’s salary (double ugh) by saving for a while at a time, then making a huge payment — first taking chunks out of the higher-interest private loans, then the smaller, lower-interest federal ones one by one. It sucked — not having a social…

This is like the time in my class I accidentally announced the wrong team as the winners of Review Jeopardy. They were crestfallen (I made it up to the team that lost with stickers - 6th graders are easy to appease).

I unabashedly enjoyed Lincoln Chafee, felt bad for him during the debate, and hope he has a fabulous life.

I’ve been patted down at every Red Bulls game I’ve been to — a quick patdown but a patdown nontheless.

this is from Animaniacs in the early 90s.

Wait, what? They offered to get you wine, but made you pay them back for it, but only to supposedly give it back to you the day of the wedding in $100 increments? That... doesn’t make any sense.

Artisanal Small Batch! Perfect, and unless it’s a multiple, it’s totally accurate. Slow-brewed over 9 months! Limited Edition!

I wonder at what point other countries will start accepting asylum requests from Americans who are afraid as hell of our rampant gun violence.

I love this scene and mimic this extra’s emphatic salute whenever it’s on.

Does her tattoo say “We will all laugh at grilled butterflies” b/c that’s what it looks like

I’m inclined to agree, but perhaps the reasoning is to reveal (in even more detail) just how terrible they are as a deterrent to teens, especially the girls, who might want to run off and join them?

To be fair, you don’t need much singing skill for The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Just some rhythmic attitude-talking and kickin’ air-fiddle skills.

“myyy precioussssssss”

‘MURICA!

I wanted to die when I watched this episode. Fuck the universe and its cruelty (yes I know it’s fiction but I don’t care!)

That would’ve really sealed it for me

I misread this as ADAM Lambert, saw the “Man, they feel like women” and was like .....shade?

I KNOW THIS GUY sorry but that’s just really weird!

Plus I get way fewer cuts from guy razors, strangely.