NOOOO JETBLUE. I have loved you, but I can’t support this crap. You have turned to the dark side :’(

This is the real story and I want more coverage of it!

As you’ve already been told, Jenny is married to Donnie, and if I recall correctly, Mark and Donnie have some friction. Did I imagine it, or did Mark not go to their wedding? I think I remember that. Anyway, it very well may have been an intentional dig at Jenny McCarthy.

As a NJ resident, I cannot wait to see him crash and burn. Not literally, b/c I’m not evil, but oh - OH - the schadenfreude I shall feel when his shit-ass record and terrible personality hit the national stage.

Yes, I do know, but other countries (ie the entire European Union) have the 1 euro coin and it’s just fine.

I think arguing against women on money because cash is becoming obsolete is a little disingenuous. While things like the penny and, arguably, the $1 bill, are probably on the way out (let’s join every other country and make the dollar coin a more normalized thing!), I don’t think we’re just going to get rid of other…

Good god how tight were these jeans?!

Slightly off-topic, but I covet Kristen Wiig’s suit in those pictures. Would wear.

Does this exist b/c if it does I want it and if it doesn’t it must be made

OMG burn

Apocalypse? Thanks, Obama!

YOU can be the change you wish to see in the world.

YES! If he’s still a decent human being (which is likely since I don’t think people change THAT much), he’d probably love to hear it.

I also want this to happen!

Aww that’s so mortifying but that guy restored my faith in humanity a little bit!

My kindergarten teacher was an evil wench who obviously hated children. She was so, so mean every single day. One day, I wasn’t feeling well, so I asked to go to the nurse. She wouldn’t let me. I squirmed uncomfortably for a while until I couldn’t take it anymore, bolted from my seat, opened my mouth to beg her to let…

Maybe! I'm sorry :(

I'm late so no one will probably read this.

And I still to this day don't really understand what "sexual napalm" really means :-/

Nooo I know how this ends!!!!