My Bieber posse name is Lil Crank. It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

My others are Independence Day and Twister. I watch them whenever they're on. I haven't seen FWC in a couple years, though, so it's staying on tonight!

First Wives Club is on and I am so happy. It's cheesy and dumb but I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I'm not even ashamed.

LOL at "fish for likes". True story, I have one FB friend who posts every.single. nonsensical conversation she has with her toddler. Ok, I get it, she says silly things, but must you really transcribe them nonword for nonword?! Multiple times a day. I hope that if I ever have children, I never turn into "that…

I've been so productive today! We went grocery shopping before noon, and when we got home I decided to clean the bottom of the fridge, which had gotten sticky from things spilling. Once I did that, I figured I might as well go all the way, and wound up cleaning out the crispers and the door. It was icky, but it had…

How do you even get this to happen? Do you like, apply to be baptized by the Pope? Plucked from a crowd of hopefuls? Audition American Idol-style? I didn't even realize the Pope did baptisms at all; you'd think he'd leave that to the lesser priests.

I've never seen this before and it has rocked my world, thank you! (I'm also watching Mulan and may or may not have belted out that whole song to the chagrin of my boyfriend).

Why is that guy with the snowblower not smiling at the jumping dog trying to eat what he's clearing?! That dog is amazing!

I lived in Ohio for a very brief time, and I didn't realize how sad the pizza situation is outside of the northeast. The things they thought were "good pizza" boggled my mind and made me sad that they hadn't experienced the true joy of an NYC-area slice.

I don't understand people who go to the Olive Garden when there are so many similarly priced but infinitely tastier mom and pop Italian restaurants in northern NJ. Probably not much healthier, but way more worth the occasional caloric splurge than what you'd get at OG.

My accounts are with two different banks. Which I think I need to change, since my bank's savings rates are the same as my current one.

No, sadly, my checking is Ally (which I've loved until this, when a brick-and-mortar bank would've saved me a lot of trouble) and my savings is Discover. I just switched a few months ago to Ally from TD, and while TD screwed me over with a ton of other things, just the fact that I could go and have a check be…

So, in a moment of sheer stupidity on Friday night, I paid my spring tuition using my checking account rather than my savings account. Meaning that I will be overdrawn. I tried desperately to cancel it — I called the bank, I called Sallie Mae who services the e-pay option at my school, I even tried submitting…

I like that it's been nearly a half-hour and it's still there.

My favorite:

or we just said fuck it and dropped

Death Comes to Pemberley is an enjoyable read! It was written well enough to be worthy of being considered a "sequel" (I have read some that were not!) but distinct enough to feel new.

I'll have to look for it next time! My local Target had my brand of almond milk for more than 60 cents cheaper than the grocery store, and often went on sale for even less. I bought three whenever I went. Sadly I think the demand I created drove up the price and now it's not worth it anymore :( but still! So many…

I still adore Target. You can pry my $5 clearance skirts and $15 clearance dresses from my cold, dead hands.

But there's no money to be made in that!