Not the point at all, but her speaking voice is surprisingly grating for someone with such a beautiful singing voice.

Annoying jokes no one else finds funny are my forte. See also: you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish literally every time I eat tuna, and give peas a chance whenever I eat peas.

I got a fur headband from a student for Christmas, and I feel bad because I'm sure she wants to see me wear it but I can't conscionably keep it (I don't wear furs). She didn't give a receipt. I may try to take it back to the store and see if they'll give me a credit or let me exchange it. It makes me sad that…

My personal variation of 'that's you' has always been, "Hey, I didn't know you were in this!" It always irritates my boyfriend because I do it pretty much whenever an orc shows up in Lord of the Rings. It's pretty predictable.

My boyfriend got my mom a book of the same name! Hilarious!

My mom gave us all fire extinguishers. She's a volunteer firefighter, so it makes sense, but we were wondering why we all had heavy same-sized presents and once the first couple of us opened it up, we all knew what it was. Never knew Santa was into fire safety (she stills says her gifts are from Santa).

"The Bell Beefer" sounds like something I'd call my farts. Or my queefs.

They just did it — with real Barry Gibb! Night has been made!

Real-life Robin Gibb passed away in 2012 :(

The saddest thing about this is that there can't be a return of the Barry Gibb Talk Show. That may be my favorite SNL skit ever.

This feels like a retrospective of bad hair styles.

Disney's Hercules. Highly underrated, and Hades, voiced by James Woods, is one of the best villains :)

I should have heeded the warning not to read this. So much anger.

Rawr.

True story, I had a huge crush on Beaker when I was a kid. I don't know what that says about me, but I feel like it's quite a bit.

Mom, grandma, or both.

Thank you! Just submitted it, crap and all - I'm done! YAY!

Send me all your good vibes — I'm halfway through a 3-hour take-home final for my grad class. I shouldn't even be posting, but if I stare at my Word doc anymore I'll cry. I'm really BSing my way through this question.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry, for you and the woman you mention. My stomach did flipflops and I want to cry for her. I hope she gets the help she needs, and that you are able to keep processing and doing the amazing work you do.