...what is this and where is it from? I'm mesmerized!

I... honestly have no idea what this headline means. I mean, I know what each word means, but put together in that order, I just ...

I made a pig nose out of pink felt and a toilet paper roll, going to dress all in pink and wrap myself in a blanket — pig in a blanket. Cost about $10 including the glue gun since I didn't already have one.

Ooh YUM! I tried roasting up a pumpkin myself once and processing it to make pies and roasted seeds, but it was a giant disaster and all I had was lumpy pumpkin 'purée' and a big mess LOL

LOL! I would happily trade some Nutella for a party!

I modified this one: http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/2012/01/09/bet… by using Hersey's Special Dark cocoa powder and a combination of granulated Stevia and a couple tablespoons of agave (all I had left lol oops). If I were to do it again, I'd probably add more sweetener because I don't think I used enough, but it…

I keep hearing about this show! Maybe I'll check it out this week. Sexy characters always help ;)

This week always bums me out; everyone goes out to fun costume parties and gets to get all decked out, which throws my sad social life into sharp relief. I don't even have good costume ideas, I just wish I had the chance! Sigh!

I don't usually go anywhere on/for Halloween but at work (teacher) I'm going as a pig in a blanket — literally a pig and I'm going to wrap a blanket around myself. I'm known for loving pigs so it works doubly.

I spent like 2 hours last night reading them, and then was nervous because I had to go to sleep and was scared. I got up to pee and nearly crapped myself.

I may or may not have done a happy dance when I discovered that I would not be able to go to future-SIL's bachelorette party since I'll be just-arriving from a work trip abroad. I'm a little ashamed, but I don't have nearly enough money to cater to her every (very expensive, very not-within-her-means) whim. She's…

I can't stop laughing

Tomatoes. New Jersey has really good tomatoes.

I had similar dreams, except I 'knew' that the pressure I felt and the voices I heard were Satan, or demons. I was religious at the time, and I would try to pray to get it to stop but it never did, until I woke up.

I love this. I had dreams of my grandpa for a while — probably because I felt guilty that I wasn't around when he died — and then one night I had a dream that both he and my grandma were sitting on the stairs at their old house (now my sister's house and the location of most family gatherings) talking with all of us,…

OMG OMG i love you for this

+1 at the baby books! I STILL riff on my mom because I'm the only one of my siblings — youngest of 5 — whose baby book is mostly empty. She doesn't even remember my first word.

I will look into them, thanks! I feel like a crazy pill lady but I can't argue with the results LOL

I take supplements — vitamin D, 5-HTP and I just started L-Tyrosine. Vitamin D deficiency leads to depression and, while it's not the cause of mine (I have a looong family history), I'm at least eliminating that extra factor. 5-HTP is supposed to help with mood/anxiety, and I personally think it does help. I've…

Ouch! Sympathy pains! If it makes you feel any better, whenever I use my zester to zest a fruit I always wind up zesting some knuckle. Literally, every time.