I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Emma makes a lot more sense when you consider that her parents are both psychotherapists, and her father, in particular, a psychoanalyst to CEOs.

He has the right to be a hateful idiot and doesn’t owe anyone an apology for it.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

I am beyond amazed that renowned asshole Mark Wahlberg behaved like such an asshole.

Don’t you realize that the internet banning together to fuck up someone’s life is like a Black Mirror episode? I’m indifferent to what he did, but even if I had an issue with it, I wouldn’t be going around yelling about what I personally consider to be morally correct. I hate internet lynch mobs and I hate censorship.

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

He’s A Dim Son...

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

This might be the best collection of replies to a question, good job ladies, gents or whatever’s.   

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

The go fuck yourself tee.

If only the article included that information.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

The Lyon players appear to be yelling at him for that and not the punch itself, which is great.