No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

How’s that boot tasting? 

because it was reported? https://deadspin.com/report-the-pelicans-invented-a-new-kind-of-tampering-a-1832415741

Next they’ll tell us Bukowski was a drunken jerk.

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

After her breastfeeding feet...

Uber zealous speech policing, internment camps for minors, corporations running global scale politics... I am really bummed about how the only thing we ended up copying from every “dystopian future” novel is the dystopian part.

I would respectfully argue that the “fact that Friedland didn’t seem to protest” actually doesn’t mean anything at all.

What an utterly bizarre world we have built for ourselves.

I’d much rather have the government worried about what is shown in a public broadcast, than a government who interferes heavily with what I do on the internet.

Isn’t the UK banning some types of consensual adult porn and trying to figure out how to get people to pay for licenses to watch online porn?

I love how, in multiple ways, baseball is making itself less fun on purpose and wondering why people like it less than they did in the past. But don’t worry, shaving 3 minutes off a game will bring everyone back!

It’s pretty luxe, actually.

Hunh. The ones on Long Island got rid of it.

Meanwhile the flanks of Mauna Kea are being covered in invasive gorse and an army of feral cats down the road in Waikoloa are conspiring to kill every bird on the island. And the Native Hawaiins response? Crickets (non-invasive).

“Let’s not shit on the news anchors who are just doing their jobs.” - Hannah Arendt

I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

Neither is “Glen.”

I’m giving you a star, because my horrible cynical self chuckled and also thought the same thing at first.