Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

He’s A Dim Son...

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

This might be the best collection of replies to a question, good job ladies, gents or whatever’s.   

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

The go fuck yourself tee.

If only the article included that information.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

The Lyon players appear to be yelling at him for that and not the punch itself, which is great.

It ain’t even the people with eating disorders. It’s the people who are perpetually in the “no, I’m the wokest!” contests with the whole fucking world. Like when people complained about campus/city naked runs because of sexual abuse survivors and even the sight of a penis could be triggering!!!11!!

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Kilometers, most likely.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Seriously, how does this kid look 14 and 45 years old at the same time? He looks like Doogie Howser and William H. Macy are trying to exist in the same body.