No, you see it's different because they are a fan of Dr. Dre's music.

Stop joking. There is no revolution here.

“Tomaschik also discovered he could do all this without any record of his actions."

That opening paragraph is ridiculous. 

Yay! More shitty superhero movies! From Disney!

“Why Google Just Got Hit With a Record $5 Billion Fine” is because the EU is fucking stupid. 

How is it possible that you didn’t realize the hair-on-fire-screams for censorship on Twitter would be used against you?

It was an awful game and Panama are a shit team.

“well-known cosplayer”

So this is how the other half lives? It never occurred to me to hunt for a house in this fashion.

Found a timber rattler in my backyard yesterday.

The NFL players should unionize.

#MakeTwitterBoringAgain

Solution: Kicker kicks to the other teams kicker, one on one.

Abrams has a zero percent chance to win in Georgia. She will fail to get more than 40% of the vote. To pretend otherwise is delusional.

Diversity should not be the goal. Education should be the goal. Move the teachers, not the students.

Would anyone running a sex cult not approach Emma Watson at least once?

“An Occurrence at Guaranteed Rate Field” by Ambrose Bierce

Agreed. Bing sucks.