His wonderlic score would indicate that his IQ is higher than average, therefore significantly higher than 80. That being said, the trainer shit is insane.

These employees should really try to see things from his perspective. This not going to totally ruin his holiday but it will inevitably lead to some awkward moments for him. And let’s be honest, nobody likes those.

In all likelihood, the movie is gonna be awful. Nearly all movies produced by studios are awful. Of all of those awful movies, a good chunk (100%?) of them are reboots. Also, of all of those awful movies, a good chunk (100%) of them star pop artists.

Sign of the times: Drug addiction is now perceived as the cover reason for resigning (i.e. the honorable one). Sorry “exhaustion” and “spend more time with my family”, your services will no longer be needed.

(1) Launches rocket

You guys might want to just accept that Moore is going to win the election. If he isn’t chased out, he will win by at least 10 points.

While watching the opening sequence, I became convinced that the film I was watching was a film within the film about the first film. Haven’t finished the actual film yet.

Pretty sure Ric Flair’s penis has a name. It’s called Space Mountain.

It is really shocking that I an adult who plays a video game for a living would struggle with maturity.

There is no gaslighting here. She is legit crazy.

The Moment You Realize There is a Capcom Cup.

More like a vial infection, amirite?

I’ve seen Ani more than any other artist. Always a good show.

The technical term is outrage by proxy.

Dammit Google, stop reminding me that I’m a fat ass who is not interested in doing the bare minimum to help the environment by actually walking. And I don’t even like cupcakes!

IQ tests have been shown again and again to be the best predictor of future success that is available. IQ tests can be studied for and scores can improve but those mere fact don’t disprove anything. Scores will not show a whole sale improvement anymore than me spending hours in the gym will make me LeBron James. We…

Crisco and a large amount of grunting would be my guess.

LeBron kneels and a different memo will be sent out immediately saying the NBA is taking the lead in free speech.

If Trump and Pence both die in a murder-suicide, then things will be slightly better. About the same odds as this guy winning.

You see it, you just don’t know you see it.