It ain’t even the people with eating disorders. It’s the people who are perpetually in the “no, I’m the wokest!” contests with the whole fucking world. Like when people complained about campus/city naked runs because of sexual abuse survivors and even the sight of a penis could be triggering!!!11!!

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Kilometers, most likely.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Seriously, how does this kid look 14 and 45 years old at the same time? He looks like Doogie Howser and William H. Macy are trying to exist in the same body.

+1 you idiot

It might help if you could find players that knew how to hold the bat the right way, Sabes.

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

I think they are going to add them in post.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

It’s been a long time since Baseball has been on the wrong end of a flood act.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.