And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Yo! Is that a 2 door or 4 door Yugo?

That twist at the end would make M Night Shyamalan proud. You might even call it a titty twister.

Fox Sports Board: Our numbers aren’t great on our website, we need to get them up to get more ad revenue.

Finally! Somebody in business who understands why Tim Berners-Lee created the World Wide Web in the first place. As Berners-Lee explained in his famous “Eyeballs Manifesto”, “The real purpose of the Web and, by the extension the Internet as a whole, is to get people to watch more television and stop wasting time…

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

When I think of shit umpires, those are the two that immediately come to mind.

Him and Bucknor are dumpster fires.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

Georgia still won’t let a Freeman be first in anything

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.

Look at the dates: That Deadspin post went up two days before the video was uploaded to Youtube. There are entire accounts on Youtube that just copy-paste entire Deadspin articles.

Well Jay Jaffe called his stat JAWS without asking first so both sides do it

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

Shout out to the greatest baseball podcast of all time, Up and In. RIP KG, RIP Professor Parks

I was also confused by this.

Yeah, she was great, but so were others.