Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

I guess they’re going to start eating their slaves now.

Uniform numbers should never be retired by any team. Retire a jersey, hang something on a wall or a ring of honor or something, but don’t retire the number.

I’m a parent of two boys. LaVar Ball is an asshole.

Do you see me out here saying those people are good parents? Or saying LaVar Ball is worse than them?

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

Sorry, the white man says you should be offended.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Good Kinja.

If I were a Cobb County taxpayer, I would be livid. At the idea of paying to protect Billy Joel.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Celebrity Skeet shooting, anyone??

The WDA just announced Scott Feldman is a performance enhancement drug.

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

So you’re saying everyone should chill because eventually he’s going to come home?

UPDATE: He ditched the Range Rover and stole a second, and when the dealer had his back turned, stole a third.

To be fair, there’s a lot of unwarranted whiteness all around that stadium.