Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

“Unemployed man spends money on lavish vacation and we have the pictures to prove it!” FoxNews Sports1

I can’t believe he came back for more.

It delights me that no one seems to get your post.

My friend has a kid in high school and openly gay and bisexual teens are such a part of the current landscape of high school that I doubt his teammates even care at this point. Which is awesome.

Just for that I’m bringing your other comment out of the greys.

Shit, I wish I had read your comment first...

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

Can any of them play offensive line

Neither this post nor I have made any suggestion that “Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s.” Why are you trying to shift the goalposts? Is it because you look stupid and you want to change the subject?

This is no laughing matter, except the part about trying to use a phone charger to strangle himself.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Feaster: “it’s about ethics in recruiting.”

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

Came here for this. Did not disappoint!