“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

At this point I’m just kind of waiting for the stadium’s groundskeeper to be outed as a human trafficker.

Can’t wait to see pix of how he parks it.

I agree with both of those things.

Two things can be true: Tom Brady is a magnificent quarterback, and is as vapid as a fencepost.

Really? Brady warmed the bench in college and only got in because of an injury to Bledsoe. Manning embodies privilege more then any QB and there are plenty more behind him before you get to Brady. Fly Eagles Fly, but Brady kills it and he works his ass off. Deal with it.

Right? I live up here, tons of my friends are Pats fans, not one of us voted for Trump, every NE state went for Clinton.

And in two weeks, Fuck the Phils, amirite?

Since nobody else is mentioning it, Happy 69th Birthday to Milwaukee’s most famous regular visitor…

Texas is the reason

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

It certainly does. And just when you were starting to get some un-greyed time, too. If you work a bit more on your mid-range sarcasm, we’ll see about bringing you back in a few seasons.

Bezos must have gotten some future concession. Perhaps a layer of airspace just for Amazon drones?

Remember folks, whether you’re a democrat or Republican, the large media is controlled by the same corporations and CEOs who all hang out at Davos together. There is no Right-wing or liberal media. Just a media that…

It’s not clear which tweet he was referring to, but plenty of photographic evidence indicated a low turnout for Trump’s inauguration.

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

MCLs can’t melt draft picks!

It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

It’s because she’s awful and we’re sick of hearing about her.