Do you know how television ratings work?

I have a better chance at playing for the Lakers next year than Nick Young does.

I don’t know if you heard, because it was rarely reported, but the corpse of Kobe retired

Or as literally mean-spirited as Reagonomics.

“Point taken.”

Same. I love her tweets. Cher I do not get though.

Now that trade makes even less sense...

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Yeah, there seems to be something missing from this story.

She should not consider anyone in the Senate. We need each democratic senator we have in there to stick around and hold the ground we have. Isn’t there a good natured Governor from somewhere who she can ask?

And still a dickhead.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

UPDATE: The Browns have now traded all those Eagles picks to the Panthers. The Panthers have given a confused “Thank you” in return.

+14 Words

Your 2016 has been historic.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

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