Good. Titanic is crap. (So is Avatar.)

Gossiping as a lay person is not the same as making a decision as a member of a jury. Saying there wasn't enough evidence to convict Syed, while speculating about Jay, Don, whoever is not at all contradictory.

Did you think of that one Psych episode? I did.

This might be my loner sour grapes showing: I think of "best friend" as a concept that should be ditched once you exit high school, college at the most. Relationships, in my experience, are more complex and not so easily ranked.

Why does she share a last name with her boyfriend?

Nick is the best!

Solution to the goopy chia seed surplus: mix it into flavored milk or ice cream (or both). Think boba, or falooda.

I think my brain melted watching that trailer. What the hell is this crap?!

Maybe. But the overpowering part is where I start to doubt that. They didn't taste bad to me, they just tasted like nothing. The wood shavings was more a texture based comment. I guess, more accurate would be bamboo shoots, maybe. Except with no flavor and a mushroom scent.

Supposedly, yes, they taste good. To me they taste like wood shavings though. It's such a complete lack of taste that I think it must be a genetic thing. Like the people to whom cilantro tastes like soap. (And yes, since people always suggest I've only tried fakes, these were genuine white truffles from michelin…

Nope, never mind. Just looked at it on my better resolution device and that is indeed an empty plate. Monsters!

I'm choosing to believe that's a to-be-eaten plate full of mashed potatoes with grilled mushrooms on the side.

SPOILER ALERT: There's a shrimp sale at the crab crib.

Agreed on the first two (cotton type and thread count), not on the last (white). I like white sheets at a hotel b/c it comforts me that they've been changed and properly washed. At home, I know that hair and skin (and drool) accumulates between washes. I'm not going to wash every day and I'd rather not see it.

But I'm in East Bay :-(

Not gonna lie, banning cat videos brought out a more visceral "Nooooo!!!" from me than anything in the article so far. Would have gotten my click.

Substitute Thai for Chinese and I agree entirely.

My concern would be the smell. Getting stuck driving behind a garbage truck is the worst. On the other hand, if you're driving it, you're up wind.

When I was age of the kid in the poster frame, I wanted floor length hair. In retrospect, I was a moron.