Look tom, can’t I believe that there is some good in the world.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Chris Berman’s schtick got so old, Chris Berman would’ve incorporated it into his own schtick if he ever got around to updating his schtick to include anything created after 1978.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Did they only bring a murder charge? Locking her on the balcony sounds like an easy kidnapping case

It might have to do with being out after a curfew, or out drinking, against the advice or orders of the US Swim Team. Not “trouble” like being sent to jail, but trouble like “What the hell did we tell you about going off on your own in Rio?” from a coach.

We are all half centaur.

And having attended multiple MLS matches in person this season, featuring the Western conference leading Rapids, I feel at least somewhat qualified to judge.

Than Julian Green? Fuck off. That’s crazy.

Tbf, Müller is better

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Changing your opinion on something based on new facts presented is something an intelligent mind does. If you were still defending PSU at this point (even before these most recent items came to light) it’s pretty safe to say you’re not in that category.

I must have hallucinated the series where Olajuwon completely and utterly shut down the reigning MVP, David Robinson. On both sides of the court.

Ehhh, he probably has had a pair on under his clothes this entire time.

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

No, it’s all about you, asshole

You’d love my proctologist. Great guy. Dr. Adolf Shitler.

If anyone has reason to dislike Griffin and Cousins, it’s McCoy

BREAKING: Piece of shit steals money from bigger piece of shit.