The "suspended for a half" move is such a fucking joke. It doesn't prevent a guy from helping get his team a win and contributing to the outcome of the game. All it impacts in that regard is whether he can wrack up individual numbers.

"More important than baseball?!? how about you take a few days to think about whether you want to work here..."

This needs a much higher number of stars. If Kinja allowed it, I'd be like Mario (or Gus Frerotte) under a brick that just spews star after star each time I leap and hit it with my head.

I'm guessing this is the one that got him suspended:

Please enter your address and I'll come pick you up.

wouldn't that be a shame?

A UMass basketball story that doesn't mention that Derrick Gordon is openly gay? I must not be on espn.com.

I hate to defend O'Reilly, but this was childish trolling by LeBatard. Hardly a "media meltdown" (in the present time) by O'Reilly.

I think you can expect a takedown notice from an attorney representing Michelob Ultra soon. No corporation wants to be associated with this guy.

I hate to take Adrian Peterson's side on anything related to this story, but Goodell's letter to him was incredibly patronizing, even by Goodell's standards.

What is going on right here? Did this guy just encounter Ray Rice in an elevator?

SPOILER ALERT: Sports site reports sports results.

This paragraph represents some fine writing. Well done, A.B.

Are we certain this isn't @darrenrovell ?

Right? I would think the percentage would be somewhat less symmetrical.

But THE MLS CUP PLAYOFFS!!!

The tournament is three weeks, but point taken - he went 6-0 to start his career in the most unusual circumstances and guiding his team through some turmoil (the coaching change) and then the pressure of the tournament. He had about four guys on that team in Glen Rice, Terry Mills, Loy Vaught and Rumeal Robinson who…

This guy sounds like Dan Borislow 2.0.

I actually think the headline is as accurate as it is click-baity.

I'm 36 and I wear my hat backwards more often than not... but I also don't wear it more than a couple times a week.