Goodell: I think this is going to be one of the great complexes in the world, perhaps even rivaling my God complex.

OT: considering they’re bringing back Deadwood in the form of a movie and Jeffrey Jones isn’t exactly employable anymore, do you think they’ll give Swedgin the job of newsman or just give it to Blazonoff?

This is the greatest editorial policy since the Deadwood Pioneer’s policy of “print whatever Al Swearengen tells us to.”

Stan Kroenke owns many parcels of real estate and shopping centers in and around St Louis, yet thinks the city is not good enough economically to support an NFL team.

Christ, what an asshole.

Take him to Detroit Cleveland!

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

Well, it’s real simple. Basically, there’s three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at whack-bat. The center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone…

There’s no money in trying to understand cricket-speak, that way lies madness. You have to grow up with it.

*frantically looks for google translate button*

TECHNICALLY, it’s space opera/fantasy, not science fiction.
*Pushes up glasses*
*Sniffs own fart*

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

“If they made the whole plane out of the stuff they make the blackbox out of, what do you think would happen?” Wait, did Leto really say that? Is he really that dumb? The answer to his question is the plane would not fly.

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.