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Kinja being kinja not showing your recent Twilight Zone reply when I click, but I see it on my dashboard...so I’ll reply here -

To be fair, the Sixers will probably get a win before Comedy Central picks up another season of his awful television show. I like Hannibal a lot, but good God, that show was so bad it was painful.

Thanks to showing the Sixers what a block looks like, they may forego tweeting him and try to sign him instead.

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

The only time you ever hear somebody use “Browns” and “Super Bowl” in the same sentence is when they are talking about taking a poop.

I love how Casino Royale is supposed to be so realistic, relatively speaking, and the opening action sequence involves a guy trying to escape Bond by climbing up a skyrise under construction instead of beating feet the fuck out of there. But at least there were all those pulse pounding poker scenes.

Oh my god this. I made it 3 paragraphs in and scrolled down before I realized it was another 10 before he even mentioned the movie being reviewed. This review was dog shit. Be ashamed author.

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This is a very funny site that is populated by some extremely talented writers and I understand that people come here to laugh, think and/or learn, not be exposed to drama.

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven

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NOT EVANS!! I beg you, don’t do this Drew. At least don’t make me quit cold turkey. Evans would never approve of that.

While I understand why you’re shutting down the Robert Evans MVP pick, it was the best thing you ever wrote and I eagerly awaited it every week for at least the first year you did it. They need to put it on your tombstone.

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

Can I ask a serious question? Are people so fundamentally stupid that Adequate Man really needs to exist - OR - is it just trolling for the sake of trolling? I need to know the answer to this. Every “Adequate Man” post could be answered just fine by a 10 year old.

THANK YOU for being the first reviewer I’ve seen to mention the freestyle rapping preteen as a fucking bad thing. I have not seen the movie, nor will I until it’s free (I swore in the theater at the end of The Village to never, ever be duped by that huckster again, and I have not been), but that just sounds terrible.