Yeah, because the left doesn’t fetishize the 1950s (unions, post-war economy, working class homeowners, high taxes on the rich!) or the 1960s (civil rights, anti-war movement, environmentalism, feminism). You’re not paying attention if you think misguided nostalgia for that era is confined to the right. Read 10 Paul…

The couple, Sarah A. Chrisman and her partner Gabriel,

They’re stupid as hell, but this entire article comes off as a giant whine.

“C’mon. Just admit it. Gimme your phone. I have peppers...”

When I was a high school senior (this was 40+ years ago, in New Jersey), we said “to the prom.”

Ahhh, the Kobayashi Maru of test-taking.

When my kids were little, they used to run and jump on my lap while I was watching TV. Every single time it was like a Ric Flair knee-drop to the testiballs.

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

This city is a giant douche-bro enclave, where fuckboys still pop their collars in the gaslamp district without any irony. “OOOH LOOK! IT’S A WHITE HOUSE | BLACK MARKET!”

(And, to be sure, there’s an inherent racism in that dilemma: Few bat an eye at violent lyrics or misogyny in classic rock, chalking it up to poetic license and creative expression. It’s only when blacks are engaging in provocative lyrics that we clutch our pearls.)

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

What was the finale of MASH like?

The Fantastic Four are the group that get to go on the Great Science Adventure(s). That’s movie after movie after movie there. It doesn’t sound like the writers of this film realized that’s how it needs to be.

I’m legit shocked at how bad the reviews have been. I figured this would be a middling superhero movie, maybe a 50something% on RTs; but it’s currently rating lower than Pixels. LOWER THAN PIXELS!

“If this cast and this director can’t make a compelling story out of these four, maybe it can’t be done?”

Holy shit, the Co$ is hitting hard with replies (that I’m dismissing). Fucking crazies.