Probably just to get his butt out of their house.

Mr. Pence, don’t you have better things to do than pretending to be a urologist?

How about streamlining things by having the game go as called on field. EXCEPT that each team gets a certain number of timeouts/appeals. A coach can appeal any missed call, made call, or referee ruling, but has to be specific in their appeal. Number 27 on defense interfered with number 83 on offense. Number 62 on…

We could call it Dumb and Dumber, the White House Years.

I think Trump and Snyder are having a contest to see who can have the worst team. And pretty much everyone is losing.

This is what happens when you let Rudy Giuliani mentor young republicans? 

I choose to think that Liberty is on a moral mission. To gather as many sinners in one place and commit as many sins as possible so there will be less sinners and sins left in the rest of the world -thus allowing the rest of humanity some measure of safety.

I’ve watched the replay at least 10 times. It may be an optical illusion from the grass lines, but I could swear the ball did spin back towards center a bit, maybe as much as a couple of feet by the time it passed Grisham. But as Dale Sams said, Grisham took a bad approach to that ball. I think the gentlest take is…

Gorka and Pompeo are doing a euro road trip. That is one porno that I think most everyone will want to skip.

Working hard . . . to pretend that was funny.

Geraldo stands a better chance of tripping over his moustache than kicking this whistleblowers ass.

At this point I am becoming convinced that the Trump presidency is actually a live action version of a Scooby-doo episode that ends with Trump, Pence, and Miller caught in some sort of strange trap in the White House basement with a secret service agent pulling off their masks one by one, while they all cry, “And we wo…

Once upon a time, Prince Charles (who was married to Lady Diana) told Camilla Parker-Bowles he wished he could be her tampon. I think Frankie Muniz has a long ways to go before he tops that one for creepiness or weirdness.

When I was in my 20's and trying to figure out how to pay for college, I talked with my father (a 20 year navy vet) about going into the reserves. He agreed the money and the discipline would be good for me, and how it could make my life better. But then he said that unless I had changed my mind and wanted to go to…

So he is clearly a Trump favorite?

Bias alert, I have been rooting for the Washington Redskins since the were the over the hill gang. They weren’t always great, but they always had some great players and a chance at winning. But since Dan Snyder bought the team they have developed a skunk-like miasma that clings to players even after they leave the…

“Some people try to destroy you precisely because they recognize your power.” Perhaps instead, “Some people try to destroy themselves because they fail to recognize the limits of their power.”

I really want to see the producers impose a rule that once you stalk off stage you cannot return without apologizing the the rest of the panel -on air. After all, if you have to act like a kindergarten kid, you should be treated like one.

Is Jerry Springer one of their associate producers?

Do I sense a trade to Miami in Eli’s future?