Another brilliant move by Elon! He invented a car so safe that even people who break in don’t get hurt!

Ain’t that the truth?

Executives need to justify their pay by making arbitrary decisions!

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

I’m really the last person to defend a Kardashian, but why the snark against someone getting a restraining order against someone who is likely very dangerous? Can we not make light of stalking, please?

I’d rather you shut the fuck up. But that’s just me.

Except for monarch butterflies. I’d be very sad if they were to disappear.

Nope. Sexual predators can reform, in theory. But the first step is to express (and actually feel) regret. This asshole never once showed any remorse; his garbage parents spent the whole trial trying to explain how he was really a good boy; then they complained that HE felt sad to try to get him out of his…

People who are sexually assaulted receive a life sentence with many choosing to simply end their lives altogether. Turner famously received a slap on the wrist - if that - and no one should be surprised that people are freaked out by his presence in places where vulnerable women - the very type of person he has a…

I don’t think anyone should harm him or encourage others to harm him. I do think it’s okay for women to alert other women when a man who committed a rape while intoxicated is frequenting bars again though. 

The issue with Brock is that he never once even tried to apologize or admit he made a mistake.  He doesn’t think he did anything wrong.   So it makes sense to warn locals because right now the only lesson Brock seemed to learn from this is don’t get caught 

Surely mommy and daddy bought it

It’s basically a SLAPP suit without having to go through the process of actually filing anything.

He doesn’t even have 53%. He got less than half the popular vote, and less still than Clinton, and only won through a quirk of the system. His approval rating has been south of 50% since the very first days of his term. The only time a number of 53% or higher comes into play is when we look at his DISapproval rating. S…

As for lard ass he needs a good ol fashion ass whipping.

Yes, and she is the best. She’s quoted all the time about food and nutrition and debunks dubious studies condemning one thing or praising the health benefits of another.

My urologist name is Seymour Weiner

Trevor Cadbury was unavailable for comment. 

I would have more sympathy for the viewpoint that the “student” (she’s actually an alumna now) in question was looking for intellectually challenging books if the other Common Read books were actual Man Booker prize winners. But they’re not. We’re talking about stuff like Ready Player One here. The singling-out of…