what on earth were your balls attempting to do that they needed gagging?

It is ok though. It is much worse to lie about being a marine biologist than an architect.

The early to mid-90's was a time of unique clothing layering options. My favorite outfit in high school (1992 grad) was a pair of white long john pants, over which I layered a pair of cut off sweatpant shorts OR men’s boxer shorts. On top I liked a tank top over which I layered an oversized BUM equipment sweatshirt…

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, Clover.

IIRC, she had breakfast, but was requesting different breakfast. This was before Dad was actually a cook, and he wouldn’t make her something else.

You know, I feel bad for Debra Messing. I’m sure she’s sincere.

I, too, was perplexed by his decision to wear basketball shorts to the beach.

Starred because it deserves to be ungreyed. But I disagree that conservative policies are reasonable about money - see our military spending, the long term cost of cutting funding to health care, social safety nets, and education. It doesn't matter if you save a dime here if you lose a dollar later because your…

I...have been in a number of seminars taught by people with no experience leading seminars. Its never been good.

Have you ever wished you could give Vincent Gallo a blow job? Of course you haven’t.

The terror of single motherhood is a big reason I stayed in my emotionally abusive marriage. I felt inadequate to care for my daughter with a partner; how would I manage on my own?

I’m late. Don’t know if this will get read. But my daughter who doesn’t speak has made a whole ton of friends in the neighbourhood. We did our annual clean up and after she spent two hours with all the neighbourhood kids and she was chatting up a storm! A bunch of us have just decided that our kids will be free range.…

Thank you. I suffered through a lot worse than I had to specifically since I insisted that nobody else know because I knew all judgment would (ridiculously) be on me. It was hell, and it wasn’t until everything finally ended, years later, and IT was out in the open that I finally felt like I could own my circumstances…

Thank you. For a week I’ve been really confused by this phenomenon. One girl I know personally holds the exact attitude described above: “They allowed it to happen, they aren’t woman enough for their man, they did something wrong,” to excuse her OWN EFFORTS TO BREAK PEOPLE UP, and she’s going around screaming about…

I believe the law mandates that, as soon as the child turns seven, the opposite-gender parent must purchase the child a very convincing sex-change operation. That’s my reading, anyway.

Came to say. When you put it all together in a row like this, it looks like what it obviously is, pure fiction. Exactly the type of shit they used to do in Hollywood’s studio era. Orchestrating phony affairs to drum up interest in projects, to launch new stars, and to create fan sympathy and thus a renewed interest in…

i would put this story on my resume if it happened to me. it would be my christmas card every year.

I mean.. was this ever in question?

I like an outfit that is both gym and 90s prom-ready.