What's delicious is the CBC's investigative program, The Fifth Estate, doing a documentary about Jian Ghomeshi. They're calling out THEIR OWN COMPANY on their bs. I watched it a few days ago:

Luckily for me I've been cautiously storing small amounts of it in my blood for the last 15 years. If things get really bad I'll just tap myself like a maple tree.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

My dad was the best/worst at naming pets. We had cats at various times named Zasu Pitts, Gypsy Rose Lee, Mr Earl, and Woody Hayes.

So I've been pissing on all those kids for nothing? I need to get my money back from the R. Kelly School of Being a Man. This is just one of my many complaints.

What they don't realize is God made Man to hold my damn bag when I'm drinking whiskey.

Your clitoris is lit up by computer controlled spotlights?

Short shorts with rain boots is my kind of elegance!

It's not Dmitri the lover.

Irresponsibility: posting public nude photos online while holding up a piece of paper that anyone with the most basic photoshop skills can make say anything.

Also, Canadians! There are more than 5 of us, I'm sure. ;-)

If this story doesn't win, the terrorists do.

This is how I feel about the Simpsons.

As a millennial I see Harry Potter references as a major, valid way to relate to everyday existence.

Oh wait, I got something even better.

I love how he can handle a woman covered in two-week-old butter but armpit hair is a bridge too far.

Look for my coming illustrated story book for man children, Is Your Mack Whack? Get It Back On Track.

How dare he deny an interview to the footwear designer from the mighty Kucha tribe???