Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

How did you get this strip? Did you type in Archie+fuckboy+Mrs Grundy+cougar into google images

“Our love is forever, and bears abundant fruit (which much go through a complicated curing process or else it’s too bitter to consume)“

“how does *insert partner name here* keep track of tasks on his/her plate?” NOOOOOOOO that sounds like what a consultant that came to cut the fat at my department asked us.

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

It’s gorgeous and the Maritimes don’t have a huge population, which is nice. Only problem is it’s Canada, so when they get epic winter storms (which is often) the whole place doesn’t shut down, they expect you to just trudge through that shit.

Schrodinger’s Feminist

But part of the problem is that asking is part of the emotional work. Recognizing that it needs to be done, planning it, delegating tasks, all of that goes unseen.

Emotional expectations for men are created by men. Emotional expectations for women are also created by men. Feminists are working on this, but if you want to see change, women aren’t the people you need to snark at.

BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

Matthew 1:21

And lo, a child was born unto them. A child destined to rule the Great White North. A child destined to be supernaturally beautiful, with feathered blonde hair, power-skating thighs and, somehow, still an obnoxious inferiority complex.

I think it’s mostly men that are tired of disappointing only one woman.

Tell your niece to keep making insecure men weep, that confidence will pay off eventually.

That's just a good business plan.

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

I don't think that's true about Weiner, actually, at all. I would put her in an entirely different category of writing than, say, Sophie Kinsella, whose novels rely on tropes and stereotypes to push through retreads of old plots and stories. While I wouldn't say she's my favourite author, I do think she's a…

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.