Now now, let's not get too distracted by all that cheerleading and forget to comfort Joyce Carol Oates and her husband in the aftermath of the great NYT-fishpond trauma of 2014.

With an intricate system of ropes and pulleys.

Nicholas Sparks: The George R.R. Martin edition.

I didn't see it, but I think it's an interesting idea to explore, and one that might be enlightening for the audience - the normal funny guy as almost-rapist, potential rapist...He's not a monster, he's not a stranger, he's just a guy acting like a lot of guys act - in a way that hurts women.

Well, mostly she needs to learn that it's not a life necessity to put on a bathing suit, ask someone to photograph her, and then post it to the internet to say "haha, at least I'm not a fatty!"

Don't "suffer injustice". I believe I have posted this here before but if not, here goes the Cliff Notes version:

Is there a difference between a Pantsapreneur and a Venture Pantsapalist?

This is how I feel about it all the time. I can't control the size of my boobs, but you CAN control not being a fucking asshole.

What's more important about the photo of Rachel McAdams is that she is wearing CBC shirt! Represent, girl!

#CBCforeva

More people need to know about Les Mean Girls.

Perfect place to share this gem.

I just now realized the Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas are not the same person.

"I am now awake, foolish mortal. The camera will bring me your soul."

I just withhold sex from my wife every time she hugs our daughter. Take that women!

I live in Toronto and I strangely want to volunteer to find Ms. Goodhand, but I suspect she is the Keyser Söze of this mystery.

It looks like something a fundamentalist Mormon sister wife who ran away from the compound would wear to her first day of adult literacy classes.

Aww sleepy kitty in a Pharrell Hat!

Fuck - none
Marry - none
Kill - all

Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.

He buys me watermelon off season when they cost $15