I am disinclined to trust an internet stranger over the man I've been in a loving, long term, live in relationship with.

I am also worried that maybe some of us are confused on the whole skin cancer thing. Skin cancer kills, folks. I am unaware of any evidence that lack of sunlight on your privates leads to any harmful effects whatsoever.

I feel it necessary to mention I'm reading your comment as sung by Faith Hill.

I love how people who sexually abuse women are always the only ones concerned about the "real victims" of abuse. Treating me as a criminal would really dilute the understanding of the word criminal, you guys, because I've thought about it and I really don't want to be considered a criminal.

"Antimalarial, don't eat the whole loaf of challah," gets said on the regular in my household. He brought home a moist, cinnamon-raisin challah a few weeks ago and then had the gall to tell me this.

Oh my goodness, this is a cautionary tale for cheese abusers everywhere

@hell_doe

I'm conflicted. It's my favorite 90s movie, but I don't want Skeet Ulrich to come back into public consciousness.

Oh, it's the takeyourshirtoffus spell, I use it myself. Wand in right hand, please.

I just saw this on FB:

Well, America, he's all yours now!!

My post-first time: feeling sexually empowered but just as awkward as ever.

If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.

PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SEE HIM IN AN AIRPORT YOU WILL DO THIS.

How utterly awful that elected public official be forced to respond to a question they didnt agree to before-hand. Its almost like the reporter thinks they are part of a free press. Madness. Especially after that elected public official did them the favor of talking to the press!

Yeah. I think the problem is that there IS that mentality - and a mentality that a woman's overall worth is greatly determined by how she looks and how close she is to an ideal. I think my point is that it's unfair to have a society that both judges a woman super harshly based on how she looks, but also criticizes…

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That must be a very strange feeling. I hope this gif helps: