Not fancy French gluten, duh.

I think this is probably the most relevant comparison. Derby players have more agency, and I've seen many more covered up (though they're obviously limited to somewhat athletic attire they can skate in). They don't have to be sexy, but can play that up if they want to. Whereas lingerie football exists as a barely…

That's how I saw it too. It's totally in character.

I deal with Timmie's like I do a lot of relatives: it's fine for me (or other Canadians) to trash them, but if anyone from outside the country does it, them's fighting words.

"If it doesn't work out, it's still gonna feel like a divorce."

He does make a lot of rape jokes in his TV show, though. Usually about male rape, for some reason (not that it makes a difference).

Side note: Is it sad that I still want to get the season 1 Veronica Mars haircut? I had something very similar back in the day and every time I watch the show I get the urge to make a stop at the salon.

This!!! This is the thing that matters.

Nausicaa and Spirited Away are tied for first place in my book. Howl and Totoro are up there too, along with Porco Rosso. I like Mononoke but for some reason it didn't resonate with me as much. The latest Ghibli, From Up on Poppy Hill, is cute too.

It's not quite the same, but finding someone who can handle baby-fine hair is pretty tricky, too. For some reason, a lot of stylists insist that more layers are the way to go, when in fact that makes it look like you have no hair at all.

(Seriously, wasn't the whole Cool Girl thing one of the best parts of Gone Girl?)

I just saw that. Sometimes Kinja makes it hard to spot it right away. :)

I'm turning 30 and have three weddings to go to this summer. But honestly, before this, I was averaging less than one a year. So no worries.

Maybe at some point people will realize not everything should be turned into a musical. I mean, I know they're popular and all, but just because a story works in one format doesn't mean it works in all of them.

I also have an issue with circumcision as a default, just like I oppose female genital mutilation — though I think we can all agree that a procedure performed in a hospital under medical supervision is safer than what's normally done to little girls (not to mention that female genital mutilation affects sexual…

Yeah, this guy vs girl friend thing is a false dichotomy if I ever saw one. I have close friends of both genders and they're equally prone to drama. Specific traits — whether someone is reliable, understanding, loyal, etc — vary from person to person, they can't be attributed by gender. And whichever they are, people…

I think it's because he's a lackluster actor. He's pretty enough to fit the love interest look, but when it comes down to it, he's too much of a gamble to actually cast.

Jennifer Lawrence's dress is the LBD of my dreams. Please let there be a knockoff somewhere.

I think I'm the only person who likes it. But I'm cool with it.

Something tells me the organizers will probably waive the qualification requirements next year, at least for anyone who was affected by the bombings. And I hope to god everyone else will be cool about it.