His look always made me think he has a stick up his ass. That photo proves it actually a tree trunk.

When women across this country try to get help after avalanches of death and rape threats online, sometimes even on video, nobody understands the internet, nobody can use a computer. But a Black man uses a gun emoji and a copy emoji next to each other on FB and suddenly they are computer whizzes enforcing the law to…

“it will improve healthcare for all* Americans.”

The only thing that disappointed me about this bill was the fact it’s satirical. The content is as ludicrous as all the bullshit women are forced to undergo, so why not? I hope other states follow suit.

“Let he who hath never fuckedeth his married cousin after givingeth to her a shitload of Oxy casteth thy first stone.”

#IfIWereWiretapped

America has always had a love/hate relationship with fascism in general and Nazis in particular. We love to slap ourselves on the back about WW2 but we also love to conveniently ignore that up until Germany’s ally attacked us at Pearl Harbor there was a MASSIVE amount of “leave ‘em alone, they’re good people and they…

One thing autism has been scientifically linked to is old dude sperm, but men take a strange sort of pride in their lifelong ability to knock up a slut, so we don’t talk about it much.

Hannibal most certainly finds trump and his henchpersons extremely rude and horribly vulger. He would not be inviting them to a dinner party (except possibly as an ingredient).

So witches float and wizards sink?

My Grandfather fought Nazis in Europe. If it has to be a family tradition, I’ll do my best to make him proud.

Please. Like the US was the only country funding those programs. Get over yourself.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I know these are fighting words but...Who really envies you? There are better systems of government in the free world. So I’m at a loss. Is it Australia? Brazil? Canada? Who? What country that hasn’t been impacted by the will of US imperialism envies the US? What country that has a democratic system envies the US? I…

Here’s the deal: either punching literal Nazis in the face is morally acceptable, or America has to stop jerking itself off over WWII.

There is no other kind of photo of him.

The only KKK documentary I want to watch is the one that shows them all being rounded up, packed into titanium alloy drums filled with graphite-doped concrete, and dropped into the Mariana Trench.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

There is no mention of the Burqa in the Qu’ran only a call to dress modestly. The Burqa is cultural not Islamic.