His brain shits itself after 140 characters
Incel turtle refuses to leave shell for 25 years.
I used an IUD not to get pregnant. Simultaneously, I used condoms not to get an STD.
Definitely keep an eye on those Russian Blue cats. I hear they may be making an alliance with a certain Geriatric Mutant Legislative Turtle.
Who knew they could grow facial hair.
It is weird that they want to burn it all down, yet can’t last a month without a haircut. It’s almost like they haven’t thought it through or something.
Could it be... McConnell??
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