Embassy Cat is the only good thing about him.

I can’t wait to see what happens to these communities when Paul Ryan’s Trojan horse comes to take their social security, disability, and Medicare payments away. That ripping sound you hear is the social fabric and social contract that you assumed was just part of life being torn asunder. That’s what small government…

Now I get to tell you my Young Republicans story!

“liberal”

I love these “I’m moving to another country” takes after every American election, because they’re such a wonderful reminder about how self-absorbed, arrogant and unfamiliar so many Americans are with the rest of the world around them, believing that the planet is just waiting with baited breath to clothe, house, feed…

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

It is really, really freaking annoying how many people are using this as an example of ‘crazy government misspending.’ Yes, they should damn well get their heads out of their arises and stop ‘austerity’. But they should also stop our historic landmarks from catching fire!

Anything we can do to warn our Parisian friends about the perils of not coalescing behind a solid candidate? Although Im sure they could tell us a thing or two. They’ve got a pretty wide field going on over there.

What are you even trying to imply here? I think Hillary was pretty ok given the circumstances. I would’ve voted for her without giving it a second thought even if I do agree with some of the criticism she gets. I’ve been even more depressed since tuesday, and I have yet to find something that comforts me. And if I was…

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.

I have a good friend who refers to Uber as “paid hitch-hiking.”

I have no chill on this either. We could probably both use the human version of this right now:

I mean, clearly obesity and any associated health issues it may have for people is an issue (especially for children) but that’s an entirely separate problem that needs to be addressed and has nothing to do with improving a person’s shopping experience. Clearly, we need to do something collectively as a culture to…

She IS a mother and guess what - mothers, by nature, are nurturing

No, it is sexist because he is associating her competence with motherhood, which is a biological function and not related to competence at all.

I’m American, I’ve never been to a place that has universal healthcare for any extended period of time and I’m gonna say no to your request. Better to let those other countries be smug about their healthcare and everything else they have going on that run circles around us here in America. We Americans have been…

Donald Trump, a chunky puddle of dried up vomit that was scraped up off the sidewalk outside a strip club and then reanimated with the harvested souls of murdered puppies, is an especially odious asshole.

Tiger “What is it today, Joe?”
Lion “Ugh, Christian again.”
Tiger “We’re never getting tacos again are we?”