I suppose the reason people need a licence to steer around about a ton of steel escapes you, right?

Go tell that to my aunt and cousin who were permanently “chilled out” by an idiot that shouldn’t have been behind a wheel, why don’t you?

You think this is cool?

Well, she can’t write anything else, can she?

Sadly there will be survivors, yes.

Yes. For a velociraptor, an orange is a bowel movement, not a child.

I’d say that if there’s a dollar to be made out of it, yes they are.

OMG! Crying, I’m crying I tell you… I badly needed a laugh this morning and you gave me one thank you.

Nah, you’re not going out of the grays.

And PAY those people? *clutch pearls*

Soo, let’s see if I got this straight: The Covid was just a little flu, and it’s over already, so ya all can go back to work to earn some money for your Lords and Masters (we just cleaned out the reserve, there’s no more loot to be had… And Bezos smirked at me)

You may want to correct that “he says” to “he said”... Otherwise, it would be really REALLY scary (not much into zombies apocalypse, sorry)

I’d love to give those idiots the virus they ask for (no, not stupidity, that one they got in spades). IF ONLY they could keep it amongst themselves. My treat.

My point is you don’t make a dress in taffeta cut like an paper bag with holes if you want someone to look passable. I’m a sewist and that thing just plain offends me.

Not the woman, it’s the dress. That cut and fabric is terrible!

I can’t beat the cockgoblins, but I have a miracle cure for neighbors with a taste for contemporary music, whatever the genre, but usually far too loud: Classical music. Just as loud. I’ve yet to encounter someone that wasn’t completely chastised after the complete Wagner tetralogy (12 hours and counting!).

So, okay, I’m an old, but what happened to storing your winter wardrobe so you can re-use it next year? I’ve heard about fast fashion, but...

Are people really doing that?

Too much catnip.

Objection your honor! What about the books I haven’t read YET?