Much helped by the idiots who traveled there while there was a pandemic on. It’s not like anybody forced you.

And with all those people in the room, nobody can cough a bit?

Okay. Someone never set foot in an actual French farmhouse… Outside of IKEA, that is.

I’d consider a kitten before a baby, and I’m allergic to cats (crazy about them, but allergic nonetheless).

Very interesting. I have one small objection, though:

Compulsory group hug should be an important feature of the event. Many, MANY group hugs.

Don’t worry, China is not a Democracy and is not going to be one anytime soon.

Croatoan

Dear Covid-19,I know you are very busy right now, and you don’t have a brain.

“The Republican party has always shown that the lives they value are young, able-bodied, and ready to contribute to the economy”

Thoughts and prayers?

Thoughts and prayers (with the usual translation of go f**k yourself).

Considering those people don’t believe in vaccines, medicine, or science in general, you may get your wish.

Okay thanks.

Honey, I’m French and never heard of that. I really need your source.

Inspector Lewis… And all the previous alliterations.

Uh? What on Earth are you talking about?

Honestly, Marie Antoinette was MUCH better dressed.

Or, if you don’t have stock room issues, you could keep it? She’s goin to eat it sooner or later and it’s not wet food.

This has nothing to do with women per se. Our lovely government see an assembly of more than two people like a threat and acts accordingly (I’m waiting for the day when they’ll declare assembly of 1 person illegal, which will be a great excuse to arrest whoever they want).