Actually, if you read Piketty when he was in fashion, there’s a sure proof way to reduce inequality.

“YOU ARE VISITOR 42,215,602 TO THIS FLOOR,” it reads, in all-caps. “THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR ONLY EXISTS TO PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.”

Ah, but the culture elite you’re speaking about is a bunch of old white guys that have been here for something like forever… I’m past 50 and I swear most of those guys were already there when I was a kid.

You don’t watch it.

David Hamilton. Ask ze Google.

Never been to the British Museum or the National Gallery, I presume?

Also, most French people had NO IDEA who that guy was a few months ago. St Germain and the “litterature” world is very small and closed… And if you’re not into navel gazing (or maybe dick gazing in this case) books, it was easy to simply ignore he existed.

At least the hookers work hard for the money.

Yes, my brain short circuited on opening line. How is that even possible?

Getting roaring drunk Gibson style is a recipe for liver failure, but I didn’t know racism was situated there.

They have souls to sell?

This is highly insulting to all and every Marmalade cats out there, who are respectable felines with standards. Someone just hissed and it’s gonna cost me in tuna, people!

Mattel’s quality on their Barbie & Ken products is really going down. And the clothes are terrible.

Thank you so much! Yes, I have friends. And tequila for the immediate aftermath, so I’m good.

Well, aren’t you a rare bitch. #teaminlaws

This year, alone with mother since my sister, a nurse, is working. She’s going down with Alzheimer hard (deteriorating, literally, from one week to the other).

And now I need brain bleach.

Oh, I’m okay. Just laughing my heart out about someone using fame made by “decluttering” and now trying to sell useless stuff. I mean, look at this junk.

So, ultimately, the aim was to get rid of our shit so we could buy hers? Nice.

That would mean I stopped at some point last year, so….