The problem is also that you really don’t know how you’re going to react when it happens. Flight, fight, freeze? it’s not a conscious response.

Anybody else thinking about getting sunburned?

Honestly? When all the Hollywood romcom makeovers start with the female protagonist ditching her glasses?

Honestly? When all the Hollywood romcom makeovers start with the female protagonist ditching her glasses?

They forgot to carve the two pumpkins the lady is carting around in her top. Fail.

“She learned something crucial about the systems that people vulnerable.”

I stopped reading at Dick...

The abortion she DID NOT have.

I want to take a leaf out of that guy’s book and say creative things about his prostate.

This is not a milkmaid dress. Milkmaids were practical women who dealt with cows.

EMERGING threat??!! WTF??!!

No. Please.

Well, they never said WHAT kind of criminals they were talking about...

Wallmart does feng shui?

Yeah, that. Really sorry (and worried TBH) for the friends I have over the pond, but seriously, keep your pseudo religious bullshit contained. We got enough problems.

Well, they can cackle. Since, ya know, they’re gonna get away with it...

Well, at least for once you don’t have to torture actual History to include the sex. We’re talking about a woman who had a dedicated sex room with a penises table...

Where do I apply? I’m a housekeeper by trade, a former upholsterer, a seamstress and a good cook .

I was a bit too old to follow that, it was more my little sis thing, but I can still remember the Brenda hate. It was ridiculous, people resented her for simply breathing. A few weeks of that, and all I could think was: “this poor woman”

Phalluses were symbols of fertility and luck in Roman times, and people were not afraid of (male, female was another kettle of fish entirely) nudity, that came later with Christianity.